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7 Minutes in Heaven

GudeLaurance took part in a performance called "7 Minutes in Heaven," where an audience member went on a speed dating round. The Pig Janitor did not impress. Paul made a good showing as he tried to sell his new book. Ultimately, Paul was picked and ...

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Debrief

Ben: First of all, I ordered a monkey. This is OBVIOUSLY an ape. Not only that, but the only thing it seems trained to do is set up METH LABS! I'm very disappointed. Ben: Welcome back to your monthly debrief. Under you chairs you'l ...

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Based On A True Story

Paul and Ben do a performance so weird it defies explanation. Ben wheels out a recycling bin. Looks inside, finds nothing. Paul jumps out wearing only a jock strap. Ben chases him around with a baseball bat. Paul runs away and Ben pushes the ...

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Unanswered Questions

Paul and Ben welcome friend Lindsay to officiate the debate: What is greater? Answering an unanswerable math hypothesis, or hugging the audience while only wearing an athletic supporter? No conclusion was reached.

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Sleeping Bag Sumo Wrestling

We perform our crowd favorite "Sleeping Bag Sumo Wrestling" at our friend Kendra's 42nd birthday Hafla. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KkYWsrm8zw We first performed this bit at Spin the Bottle on April 4, 2008. We have since gone on to perform ...

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12 Angry Ninjas

Ben: Sorry I'm late. Wanted to get a soda. If we can all take our seats. Paul: Is this it? This is all of us? Ben: Yes it is. Time for roll-call. Paul: I thought there were supposed to be more of us. On TV, you usually see about- ...

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Christmas Light Jump Rope

A jump rope is fashioned out of a string of Christmas lights, and Paul and Ben proceed to jump to "Double Dutch Bus" When suddenly they wrap themselves up in the lights and act as a Christmas three while Christmas music plays. Pamala and Val then c ...

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The Mystery Hole

Ben, dressed as the Pig Janitor, roams the stage. He introduces to the stage a box with a hole cut into it - The Mystery Hole! Ben then explains what the Mystery Hole is, and asks for a volunteer from the audience. Fortunately, the volunteer tur ...

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SketchFest Seattle 2009

This absurdist duo has been haunting the halls of Seattle's comedy and theater scenes for ages, leaving audiences in tears, or in, like, crying tears, or stunned, or all three, while they also do five or six other things to them that are intense and ...

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Cereal Killer

A man sits down for his breakfast. Soon he's joined by his annoying roommate. Like, really annoying. Things escalate... Weapons are drawn from inside the cereal boxes, thematically linked to the names of the cereal. A duel ensues and a win ...

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User Generated Art

Paul and Ben asked the audience member to contribute to a painting, and to write a random word on a card. Before the show started, they had a complete painting and about 20 words. They then said that the name of the painting would be chosen by a ra ...

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A New Year’s Spectacle

Paul and Ben help ring in the New Year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sb0Qv9hcHA Bret, the curator of Spin the Bottle, gives us an "assignment" each month. For this particular month - January of 2009, he wanted "spectacle." Thanks to Ron Da ...

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Naked Ladies

Look! The whole show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSi673ql48 Seattle Weekly:Sorry, fellas, it’s not what you think. Annex Theatre, Seattle’s “longest-running fringe organization,” may pride itself on boldness, but I doubt Concerned Women ...

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The Harvest

Executioner: In darkness we meet, and in darkness shall we thrive. Martyr: We are well met, in darkness. Executioner: Your blood is the harvest. Martyr: My blood is the harvest. Together: This is good work. This is good work. (etc...) ...

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Tacoma Smut

Paul and Ben wrote and performed a pretty raunchy song regarding Tacoma. For the sake of decency, it is not included here. However, there was a line in the song: "legless, armless, holes in her face; whatever gets you hot, Tacoma's your place." ...

Gude/Laurance: America's Promise

Koko Found Erotic Poetry

PAUL: On January 12th, at 12:39pm, Gude/Laurance received this message: BRET: Hey Gents, I need something word-heavy this month -- we have a lot of dance and music, I need text to balance that out.  I want to see you both at music st ...