Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about family phone usage, coded 911 calls, how the internet has ruined low-level scams, John Cena’s heel turn, the Criterion Channel sale, DVDs and AI, Dope Thief, breakfast cereal, partners who remember everything you say, bicentennial babies, will the country survive the next year, libertarians used to be more fun, the Cocaine Fraud party, voter fatigue, privatizing the post office, playing instruments in dreams, losing weight quickly, and finally gentrification.