Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the show GOLD closing this weekend at Annex Theatre, Sumo mandarins, Tootsie Rolls, rent is too damn high, would Bill Hicks have been turned by 9/11, Billy Corgan, Bill Burr, and Howie Mandel, the fork in the road memo to federal workers, the new Fantastic Four movie, Chicago Takeout, tipping, and motion smoothing.