Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about cave-dwelling ancestors, asteroids seeding life on earth, the reason Ben now has to record on the weekend, why Paul gets scared home alone, how people treat their pets, farms and traffic as computer programs, wh ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 116
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the reason Paul didn't call during the prearranged time, VR vs AR, buffets, Brooklyn 99, Good Times, corrections, Paul's new rule for comedy, Jim Belushi hates According to Jim, more rules of comedy, Paul's nigh ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 115
Today on the show, Paul and Ben feel they've hit their stride as they talk about why there are no corrections this week, Paul's upcoming birthday, where Ben was born, Ichiro's last game as a Seattle Mariner, interesting stories about Safeco Field, podcas ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 114
On today's show, Paul and Ben discuss protein ice cream, bullying, socialism, universal income, unemployment income, Ben's movie idea, Marvel Infinity War (neither of us have seen it), the food movie theaters serve, what happened to Ben in a movie theate ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 113
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Kiss guy shredding it at the Foo Fighters concert, John Lennon was always a jerk, Ford vs Chevy, sports hate, midwestern qualities, DefCon, buddy cop movies, latency, Tchkung!, dinosaur hand puppet discharge, Pa ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 112
Today on the show, Paul apologizes to Ben for last week's show. Other topics include school funding, why rich people want to colonize space, Elon Musk and the Mothman prophecies, comparing yourself to others, keeping up with the news, The Simpson's respo ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 111
Today on the show, Paul and Ben commiserate about going back to work after vacation, what were we doing on this day one week ago, how amazing the Harry Potter world exhibit is, amusement parks as sets, the metric system, old people learning new things, t ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 110
Today on a brand new episode, the guys talk about how Ben's building handles packages, Marah and the Magicians, how Paul got a literary agent, and finally Ben's big surprise announcement.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 109
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the first thing Ben has ever had to do out of necessity, Amazon Prime TV shows, John Bolton, joke stealing, the ideal Whose Line Is It Anyway American host, Trump v Biden, corrections, The Ritual (spoilers), 911 ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 108
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk at length about Paul's new meme, millennials don't like Ready Player One, professional artists asking for money, staying true to your art vs selling out for money, "rich" people crowdsourcing for their next project, t ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 107
Today on the show, the lads discuss Paul's singing range, Ben almost hitting a kid on a skateboard, pedestrians in Illinois vs pedestrians in Seattle, speed trap behavior, test driven development as life philosophy, fight or flight responses, looking at ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 106
Today, Paul and Ben talk about school musical conspiracies, reading comprehension, life details on the internet, safe spaces, dr. gameshow, crisis actors, conservative canvassers, corrections, soft serve protein ice cream, weight issues, famous people we ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 105
Today on the show, Paul and Ben discuss how hard it is to have a conversation with Paul, bluetooth headphone latency, the price of things, the civil war between the gun people vs the non-gun people, car sharing, more gun ownership conversation, correctio ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 104
On this President's Day episode, Jennifer schools Paul and Ben on the connection between the Silver Bridge and the Mothman Museum. Other topics include other local monsters and legends, the weather, what happens when it snows, jobs for life, the tent raf ...
Bury Me Under I-5
Sgt Rigsby & His Amazing Silhouettes presents a shadow puppet show about hard living in today's Seattle. Desperate times, hard choices, talking animals. The show is a roller coaster of humor, despair, and hope. It follows the stories of Chicken J ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 103
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why Paul is sad, the future of the gude/laurance podcast, the nature of evil, the narcissism of nice people, good art by bad people, and bad art by good people, The Cloverfield Paradox, Highlander 2 makes Highla ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 102
Today on the show we talk about: Ben's exploding laptop, Paul's book is no longer for sale, homelessness in Seattle, the time Paul switched shirts with a guy on the street, Pigs eating pigs, Blade Runner 2049 (spoilers), Lyrebird, DeepFakes, the future o ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 101
This week on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Slack, shipping heavy items via rail, 11S haircut, the typical boy haircut, the death of Adobe Flash, the death of Vine, the lifecycle of paid artists, audio rotoscoping, corrections, Bob Jordan update, Get ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 100
This week on the show, Paul and Ben start off with a discussion about the weather of course, Ben's dad's career in the military, the Don't Ask Don't Tell rule, Harlow's experiments, celebrating episode 100, another segment of "Oh really, Paul, again?" Ga ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 99
Today, Paul and Ben have a SPOILER-FULL discussion of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, so if you haven't seen the film, skip to 19:30. Other things we talk about include the Lou Diamond Phillips movie "Bats" (spoilers), corrections about cats, the ages of thing ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 98
Today on a fresh show, Paul and Ben talk about Paul's sickness, how twitter affects your mood, other podcasts, social media as propaganda, corrections, the LeVar Burton continuum, playing instruments, you don't talk to my beer, mortifying moments, and of ...
January 2018 Spin the Bottle
I host the show again, beginning my new tenure as the every-other-month regular host. Brett Love was the photographer this month, and took one of my favorite pictures of me.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 97.5
No show for today as Paul is sick. Listen in as Ben thinks he knows why.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 97
It's Christmas. Today, Paul and Ben talk about answering machine time travel, records and plans, what traffic means to the midwest, people planting cops on Waze, flashing headlights, theft justification, what happened when Paul and family went to see Sta ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 96
Today, Paul and Ben talk about today's key fiasco, the fallacy of memory, how keyboards are expensive, the walk of life project, lesbian nuns, net neutrality, Bat-Mite, corrections, eating problems, how messing with cats is analogous to alien abduction, ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 95
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the bright winter sun, theater games during business training, artistic stipends, podcast robo word-searching, net neutrality, Al Franken resigns, Ben introduces Paul to the Roy Moore fiasco, Episode 92 was lost ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 94
Today, Paul and Ben talk about the gude/laurance podcast process, crustless bread, rice krispy treat sandwiches, fancy American cheese, how to keep smoothies out of your beard, putrid whipped cream, This is Me, This is My House commentary track, our wors ...
December 2017 Spin the Bottle
I host the December edition of Seattle's longest running late night cabaret. Performances that night included Rose and Blake, Duncan Davenport, Stephen Hando, & Lesli Wood.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 93
Today on an abbreviated show, Paul and Ben discuss the death of Charles Manson, Jim Henson, Terri Pratchett's Discworld, Malcolm Young, MAD Magazine, Alan Moore vs Grant Morrison, good vs bad magicians, Thanksgiving, Marble soda, TV shows, and of course ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 92
Today on this delayed episode, Paul and Ben talk about the weather, spelling class, sports and schoolyard bullies, The Schoolyard Bullies band, Timecode the Movie, Michel Gondry, B&W film vs video, corrections, Taboo starring Tom Hardy, the East Indi ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 91
Today, Paul and Ben talk about pre-code comics and films, Z Nation, 10 Things I Hate About You, Inception (ends at 23:15), corrections, Paul plays a quiz game, another installment of "can you enjoy good art by bad people?" how people are raised, the rece ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 90
Today, Paul calls from the car at first, so if you want to skip to when his recorder kicks on and listening is not annoying, head to 10:30. Otherwise, they talk about the police state, sovereign citizens, not always proving yourself right, 60 Seconds ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 89
Today on a somewhat abbreviated show, Paul and Ben talk about Teatro Zinzanni, mushrooms, Paul's ongoing flirtation with Judaism, bad car alignment, waning motivation due to age, Stand By Me, corrections, and yelling for Betty.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 88
Today on episode 88, Paul and Ben talk about Ben's phone being weird, the Runcible phone, the psychic cost of sudden fame, the new Doctor Who, the creative process, corrections, self-publishing, and of course shouting for Betty.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 87
Today, Paul and Ben talk about being a passive aggressive jerk, corrections, season 7 walking dead spoilers, Eminem's "Rap God," Trump disrespecting the flag, twitter vs facebook, Al Franken, and finally shouting for Betty.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 86
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why we're recording on Friday, Illinois reads, Ben troubleshoots a technical issue, corrections, JFK time traveling conspiracy theories, John, Yoko, and Frank Zappa, good art by bad people, the federal governmen ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 85
Today, Paul and Ben discuss job performance, art and antiquity warehouses, Hugh Hefner, corrections, podcast editing, comic books, children's behavior, and shouting for Betty.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 84
Today, Paul and Ben talk about lucid dreaming, corrections, violence and horror movies, Stephen King, Big League Chew, shopping compulsions, and finally shouting for Betty.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 83
Today, Paul and Ben discuss empathetic pain, reddit, Ted Cruz likes a porn tweet, Paul's new podcast, racist ice cream trucks, Amazon moving their headquarters, corrections, gambling addictions, Twin Peaks ('natch), Starball, Rocketmen, How Ben accidenta ...
SketchFest Seattle 2017
SketchFest Seattle, the world’s original sketch comedy festival, comes roaring back with a brand new festival for 2017. This year, SketchFest will bring the best sketch comedians from around the U.S. and Canada and pair them with local favorites. ...
Unlocked – The Nancy Drew Podcast
I was a guest on Tammy Tuckey's Nancy Drew podcast "Unlocked," and talked about my experience voicing Jim Archer in "The Secret of the Old Clock" video game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wT6mmpNxuY
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 82
Today on the show, Paul and Ben discuss unlucky people, taking responsibility for your own actions, the term "sportsball," spoilers, trolls, corrections, Hurricane Irma, strange parenting moments, anti-discrimination laws, things our friends are doing, f ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 81
Today on the show, we talk about a lot of things, including how we do our podcast, corrections, video game playing presidents, the deep web, Paul's brain, stupid vs not well informed, shouting for Betty, and finally what new TV we're watching.
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 80
In today's episode, Paul and Ben talk about Paul's apologies for past episodes, the tag line "with a name like Smuckers," that Paul is happier without twitter, Ben just watched the TV show GLOW, corrections from last week, religious mindsets, math and la ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 79
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk batteries, our friend on Twin Peaks, the eclipse, language, corrections, what grade they would be in now, why Paul got arrested, why North Korea seems no longer a threat, Charlottesville, state vs federal laws re: mar ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 78
Today, Paul and Ben finally connect, and discuss batteries, Patreon, The Panel Jumper, Dinner in Hell, Paul giving up his Jewish studies, Jose and the Hawk, the apocalypse lot, Paul and Ben examine their faces, The Dark Tower, corrections, nuclear anxiet ...
GudeLaurance Podcast – Episode 77
Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Ben's freelance work, British Columbia's effect on Seattle's weather, corrections from last week, the Blue Angels, how film crews are great people, Paul's fasting for 24 hours, field sobriety tests, weight, Ray ...







