A mischievous rabbit sets a trap for a sleeping bag.
[Ben and Paul are introduced. Ben has a clipboard from which he reads a lot of his lines.] Ben: First of all, I ordered a monkey. This is OBVIOUSLY an ape. Not only that, but the only thing it seems trained to do is set up METH LABS! I’m very … Continue reading
Paul and Ben do a performance so weird it defies explanation.
Paul and Ben cover Neutral Milk Hotel’s “Two Headed Boy.” Fortunately, no record exists of this performance.
Paul and Ben try to answer that age-old question: Which is easier? Acting or punching your way out of a paper bag?
Paul and Ben welcome friend Lindsay to officiate the debate: What is greater? Answering an unanswerable math hypothesis, or hugging the audience while only wearing an athletic supporter? No conclusion was reached.
An inexplicable performance of sandwiches, domo kun, and friendship.
We perform our crowd favorite “Sleeping Bag Sumo Wrestling” at our friend Kendra’s 42nd birthday Hafla.
[At lights up, there is a long table on stage, surrounded by 12 chairs. Paul sits in one. Ben enters.] Ben: Sorry I’m late. Wanted to get a soda. If we can all take our seats. [Ben sits, opens his soda can] Paul: [looks around] Is this it? This is all … Continue reading